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The Ass/Elbow Recognition System could tell you for instance
whether you we're pointing the camera of a cell phone at a
relatively smoothly graduated area of light (ass) or a relatively
sharply graduated area (elbow), assuming that there would be
more
sharp corners of light as long as the camera
wasn't too close to
your
elbow. This iPhone app could work like the Looktel money reader
which recognizes denominations of at least American and
Canadian
bills for people who are blind, by using a synthesized voice to
announce the bill denomination as the camera is waved over it.
AER
recognition could say, "Ass, ass, elbow, elbow," as it was waved
over
different body parts. I would benefit greatly from using this app.
A different kind of ass recognition
Horse_20Alarm
[theircompetitor, Sep 28 2012]
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How would you know you would benefit greatly from this
App? |
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This program is not responding and may be caught in an
infinite loop... |
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In-app purchases could offer expansion packs, such as
“ass/hole in the ground” and “shit/Shinola”. |
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I had a boss once who would have used this.
He seemed quite concerned to see only "Asses and elbows boys" while we were on the clock. |
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I thought this was going to be something more like
"Your Ass And A Hole In The Ground. A Comparative
Primer For First
Year College Graduates." |
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The use of the term: "first year college graduates"
was intentional. |
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