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A clear glass or plastic sphere, closely resembling a snow globe. However, instead of snow, when shaken a cloud of volcanic ash is released, settling in a dense blanket over a realistic panorama of a town or city.
Available in Vesuvius, Pinatubo, Krakatoa, Mount St Helens, Mount Pelée, etc. etc.
Contains
grimly realistic depictions of incinerated or suffocated victims.
Collect the complete set.
Warning: opening the globe may in some circumstances seriously disrupt commercial air transport. Dispose of in accordance with prevailing local legislation.
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ALL of the snowglobe ideas are already in existence. See links provided on previous one. |
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What is this, a franchise? |
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//ALL of the snowglobe ideas are already in existence. |
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Au contraire, the orrery made up of snowglobes of each planet, a fractal snowglobe made up of infinite series of smaller and smaller snowglobes, the film Attack of the Killer Snowglobes and so on. |
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a.k.a. Mount Redenbacher? |
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As this is indistinguishable from existing snow globes, the solution is to distribute existing globes labeled "ash". |
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[xenzag], how can we tell which was previous? |
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Snowglobe of snowglobes: a snowglobe large enough to use regular-sized snowglobes as grains of snow. |
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//I got a lucrative new job writing cracker jokes for Borg Industry
Corp. // |
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You surely do .. dance, monkey boy, dance ! |
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Another version uses the cremated remains of a loved one; a snow globe/urn. |
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How about a dandruff snowglobe? |
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That idea would be head and shoulders above the rest ... |
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(sound of trumpet going wa waa waah) |
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I was totally shocked to discover that (on the. subject of corny jokes) that Bob Monkhouse had one good joke...ahem (clears throat) "when I was young, I told people I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed at me. Well, they're not laughing now". |
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