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Suddenly everyone knows to sneeze on their arm instead of their
hands for world health reasons. Recently, I remembered fast
enough to do so and my coat arm wound up with, to put it
delicately, snot on it. It seems a handkerchief arm band product
would be in order. Or an arm banded Kleenex
dispenser.
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//on their arm// I sneeze and cough inside my clothes, i.e. down the neck, where possible. It's even better than using a sleeve, and the results are not visible from the outside. |
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It tends to get odd looks, but I'm right, dammit. |
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At least it's my snot. Depending on seasonal apparel, it's often possible to get it in between two layers. |
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I feel so much moral outrage at the idea of inflicting one's snot on another, even a tiny bit, that I'm willing to make that sacrifice. |
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I do the shirt thing too if I'm fast enough.
Screw the looks. |
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(Laboured joke) Bobbies could do this, with few issues. Since they are expected to remain in reasonable health while on duty, a policeman's snot is not a snotty snot (snotty snot). |
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That joke's too PC to be funny. |
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It was rather a sudden change-over. Was there some
kind of massive public service announcement? |
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Didn't you get the email? Maybe it was snot allowed by your browser's spam settings. |
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// massive public service announcement // |
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No, it was more of a blow-by-blow commentary … |
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I was a model arm sneezer with a heroic look on my face,
standing proud and a trail of snot on my sleeve as evidence of
my heroism. |
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Suggested category: SuperHero. |
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Clever +. (yeah, best to change categories, you are in the
"crispie panties" section. |
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