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Much more easily done. Work with ANY of my managers....they all seem to fit the bill according to your stated parameters |
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How about an arch-enemy for your nemesis? It's cheaper and (slightly) more legal than a hit man. The hit man gets the job done fast, while the tailored arch-enemy could annoy your nemesis ceaselessly, for ages. |
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Of course, this could also be called "conspiracy to stalk" or "second-degree stalking," or something ... |
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I think Jason Button is plenty of arch nemesis for me. |
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My exwife annoys me ceaselessly, for ages. |
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I don't need a service for this. ;) |
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It would be fun to attack someone, but if I attack someone I know (like a manager) everyone would think I'm a jerk. Also, picking enemies off the street runs the risk of escalation. The service could pair up enemies who have the same concept of the limits of the conflict. I'd prefer a nemesis who would be willing to keep the damages within an agreed upon price range, would not harm 3rd parties, and would not press charges. Others might have different criteria. |
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The service could also provide legal services, contracts, escrow accounts, and binding mediation for ending the relationship. |
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Seems like something that would be done in Japan. |
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Funny, mine keeps coming up with my alter-ego... |
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You know, a rival matchmaking service might actually be a really good source of motivation. |
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//How about an arch-enemy for your nemesis?//
this always backfires in the movies, because once
they fall in love they come after you. |
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I've been needing a nemesis to compete with. |
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I'm thinking something like this would be good for
personal growth. As others have noted, most of us do
not need a service for this -- but finding a like-minded
opposite who is bent on improving their "getting along
with someone who is the complete opposite of them"
skills, this might be very valuable. |
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Besides, you'll probably end up with quite a few
"opposites attract" type of couples...so have an
inverted bun! |
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i would love to join as a "hitman" getting paid to piss people off would beat my current job easilly... |
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I would subscribe to this service purely to see what my
arch-nemesis would be like. [+] |
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On closer introspection, it might be a good idea to put up
a mirror site to match villains up with thier corresponding
heroes. I'm already pretty villainous. |
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"I'll get you, John McClane !" |
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eh, the problem is that there's always a point where someone goes too far. And that point is different for everyone (perhaps why a service to help select enemies is a good idea). I wouldn't want my job at risk, but some people might be more hardcore, leaving relationships and jobs all in the wake of collateral damage. The truly hardcore might be rewarded with a more epic battle, but if someone caves and calls the cops it could easily be attempted murder, etc. |
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Surely the enemy of the arch is tensile stress? |
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Surely //The enemy of the arch// Is
[MaxwellBuchanan]'s nemesis? |
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Alright, it's reached the point where I require a nemesis. |
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Please compose a pithy description of why you feel you would be a good nemesis for [normzone] in an annotation on this idea. |
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I'm also offering my services as a nemesis at this time to a small elite group of persons - you should state why you require a nemesis as above. You will be notified shortly should you meet requirements. |
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Lessee... I'm not strongly in favor of guns, like
salmon, favor Bernie but would tolerate Hilary over
another minute of the current administration, don't
watch much tv, and am religious but not spiritual,
and generally can't stand libertarians and
ideologues.
Any of that fit the bill? |
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Is this an application to be my nemesis or a request for one? |
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" Is this a test to determine whether I'm a replicant or a lesbian, Mr. Decker ? " |
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That depends ... remember the spider that lived outside your
window? Orange body, green legs ? |
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The egg hatched. And hundreds of baby spiders came out. And they ate her. |
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Do you ever dream about unicorns ? Or electric sheep ? |
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Have the lambs stopped screaming ? |
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Oh, and yes - we do like your owl. |
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