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Work or financial stess have you near the
breaking point? PMS, menopause, puberty
got you down? Been dumped by your spouse
or lover? No problem. With Soloft(TM)
Antidepressant Candles, your troubles are
over.
Not only will you feel better, your family will
too! Your friends and guests
will have the
time of their lives. And since Soloft(TM)
Antidepressant Candles are available in three
stealthy scents, wax, potpourri and baked
apple strudel, no one will know your secret!
Don't boggart that wick my friend.
http://www.mindspac...view&id=23&Itemid=2
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Feb 23 2007]
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So, assuming that this is not facetious,
you are suggesting candles containing a
volatile antidepressant? If so, this is a
stupid idea. |
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Apart from the fact that most
antidepressants are unlikely to be
volatile, and apart from the fact that
doses need to be fairly carefully
controlled in a way which is unlikely to
be achieved by a candle, there is also
the fact that you really don't want your
family, friends and guests to be casually
taking antidepressants for no good
reason. Oh, and most antidepressants
take a few days or weeks to start
working, by which time the party will
probably be over. |
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Of course, if this was just meant as a
facetious piece of fun about depression
then, by golly, that's fine. |
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You guys need to lay back and light one up. |
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I tried that. It kept burning holes in the
backside of my jeans. |
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[BB], I'll bone your anno so hard! |
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I should think anyone going through PMS, menopause, and puberty simultaneously deserves more than just an antidepressant candle. Heck, give 'em an entire candelabra-full. And I'd add another fragrance - "If You Know What's Good For You, You'll Shut Up And Leave Me Alone!" |
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Julian sat back and looked deeply into his dates eyes across the candlelit table.
Her pupils slightly dialated, she smiled softly as the entree came, served by a formally dressed waiter, careful to keep his face away from the fumes of the gently smoking candle as he placed the sumptious platter upon the tastefully laid out table. |
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Julian realises that the drugged lighting is having an effect upon him too, and drools slightly as he picks up his knife and fork. |
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I get the impression that antidepressants don't make you happy, but instead just make you more numb to your depression. Rather than Mood-enhancers they're simply anti-depressants. I'm not sure your antidepressant candle would have much effect on a nice happy family, even if the time it took to take effect was significantly reduced. |
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I like Viagra candles though! |
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So back when hippies were baking brownies, I don't ever recall hearing about marijuana candles-did they exist? |
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//I get the impression that antidepressants don't make you happy, but instead just make you more numb to your depression.// |
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//There's a difference?// Yep - and if you didn't spend your days laying back, lighting ones up, you'd have known that already. |
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//There's a difference?// Yes. The
most effective way to become numb to
one's depression is suicide. This is
widely used, is cheaper than
antidepressants, and has fewer side-
effects in the long term. |
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Antidepressants were devised as an
alternative to suicide, because
they relieve depression in many
instances. Hence the juxtaposition of
"anti" and "depressant" in the word
"antidepressant"; it's sort of a medical
code, you see. |
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//Sorry, I think this is a totally thoughtless
idea.// You can say that I again. In fact I'll
say it for you: I think this is a totally
thoughtless idea. |
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