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Having a dog of my own, I do notice that certain lamposts are corroding quite badly. How about a rain-water collection system that feeds in to a small tank in the base of the lampost. A sensory pad is wrapped around the post and the acidic effluent of the aforesaid dog triggers a hefty squirt in the
opposite direction, thus deterring the dog from continuing its business. The dog being a smart animal will remember this and take its leak in a more bio-friendly area in future.
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I need to repost one of my old ideas. |
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Simplify: Collect rain water in a dish that encircles the base of the lamp post. |
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Problem solved. Dogs won't piss where there's drinkable water. |
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Later, thoughtfully: In many ways dogs are smarter than us. |
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Oh they are not, unless you measure smartness in some unusually different way than I do. |
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[bristolz], I started with the assertion that pissing into one or other's drinkable water is not smart, and worked backwards from there. |
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How do you measure smartness? |
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these instant sensory pads are pretty amazing. |
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You would say that, wouldn't you [dogzapper]? |
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But he wouldn't do it again though [UnaBubba] |
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