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"Bessie, your udders have been in the customers' soup again - no tips for you this week..." |
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Why not strap on some training wheels. I do believe however that cows lie down to sleep. It is a well known fact that insomniac cows have vampiric tendencies. We dont want vampire cows rolling through the pasture do we. |
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By analogy with DrBob's link, I recommend sawing the legs off and putting weights in the stomaches. But I also love the idea of a cow with training wheels. |
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Or you could mount the cow on a large Subbuteo type base. See link if not familiar with Subbuteo |
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cows should be stored horizontally at night in special shelves, each marked with corresponding titles. |
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I never knew cows could tip over, that subbueto idea doesnt make any sense to me as they appear to have flat bases.I felt like working in a reference to the 1969 dodge charger, once voted the best muscle car ever. |
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I've never tipped a cow, but thinking about all the milk over the years, I think 10-15% is adequate. |
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