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Anti-theft Gun

 a method of portable riches
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In order to keep my possessions from being stolen from me, I sold them all. Then to keep my cash from being stolen, I spent it all on one gem-encrusted firearm. Now I only have one valuable item to keep track of. If someone tries to steal it from me, then surprise! I'm holding a gun, I'm naked, and I don't have anything else to lose.

Thieves will probably move on to easier targets.

—Laughs Last, Jun 10 2008

Inner City Pressure http://www.youtube....0Ds&feature=related
not like this [Laughs Last, Jun 11 2008]

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       reasonably sure most thieves will avoid naked person with gun. [+]
—FlyingToaster, Jun 10 2008
   

       You are George W. Bush, and we claim our five dollars.   

       [+]
—8th of 7, Jun 10 2008
   

       I'm just picturing you trying to go grocery-shopping after this.
—pertinax, Jun 10 2008
   

       He can't. He has no money. All he can do is rob the store with his jewelled gun. Then the gun gets confiscated as evidence, he ends up penniless and in jail, and Big Eddie wants him to be his Special Friend .....
—8th of 7, Jun 10 2008
   

       A most excellent idea +
—xenzag, Jun 10 2008
   

       Just add this to the list of situations where a single gem-encrusted firearm is the right answer.
—bungston, Jun 10 2008
   

       "I knew I shoudn't have turned all of my wealth into this gem encrusted knife."   

       .   

       "Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!"   

       //The halfbakery is a communal database of poorly thought-out ideas for inventions.// Damn right. [+]
—lurch, Jun 11 2008
   

       Reminds me of one of the funniest rap lyrics I've heard:   

       Now you wanna run around talkin bout guns like I ain’t got none
What you think I sold ’em all?! 		  

       I don't think it was supposed to be funny of course, but kudos all the same.
—theleopard, Jun 11 2008
   

       hehe, just the thought of seeing you armed...+
—xandram, Jun 11 2008
   

       Hand it over! (No dinero for gem-encrusted bullets.) :)
—GutPunchLullabies, Jun 11 2008
   

       Curses. You have found a flaw in my plan. Now come and get it. ::wink::
—Laughs Last, Jun 11 2008
   

       I like this idea. Bun [+]
—evilpenguin, Jun 12 2008
   

       Instead of gems, you could buy a nicer gun. But parading naked will result in the loss of it.
—Amos Kito, Jun 12 2008
   

       I am reminded, strangely enough, of this old western that I read long ago in which a newspaperman goes around slapping the gunslingers around and generally making their life miserable and getting away with it - because he carries no gun.
—neelandan, Jun 14 2008
   


 

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