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"Honk if you ..." is widely baked. But if honking is the bun, how exactly do you give a fish bone in such a situation?
That's where anti-honk comes in. Anti-honk is a honk cancellation device installed in every vehicle. Upon passing by demonstrators holding signs that you don't agree with,
you simply activate the device with a flip of a switch and your vehicle will automatically emit a noise cancelling signal in response to other honks that may be emanating from surrounding vehicles.
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Noise cancellation doesn't work this way. |
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Damn, I thought I'd get the kinks out worked out before someone said that, but I have to admit you are right. This won't work. The only way it could work is if you launched a noise cancellation drone above the protesters to create a anti-honk bubble around them that prevented them from hearing the honks, but once you are launching drones, there are better alternatives at your disposal to show your disapproval |
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You have to do noise cancellation either near the
source or the sink. Somewhere where the wave is
not considered radially extending. |
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Could just honk BOOOOO! in Morse code. |
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I don't think a lot of people would get it though. |
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The few in disagreement usually just give the finger... and I salute them and will defend their right to do so for them since they can't be arsed. |
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If you had a vacuum canister and sprayed vacuum all over the place that would prevent the noise from propagating. |
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Extend a large noise-absorbing surface. A water mist would help too. |
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