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Anti-Virus Man
Superhero mascot of Month Of The Virus (or Virus Month) | |
Superman looking guy who's virus fighting outfit consists of
pants (always a good start) a shirt with a big V and a
picture
of a virus crossed out, a facemask and gloves.
Every year he appears on January 1st and shows kids and
adults how to "SUIT UP FOR VICTORY!!" which is really what
the
V stands for.
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You wear underwear on the outside of your trousers. |
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Slightly more conventional than wearing them on the head, certainly... |
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I imagine anti-virus man to be a heavily burdened, depraved individual due to his super immune system. This immunity allowing him to lick , suck and snort all things yuck to render them inactive. Since his weakness is peanuts he has to keep masked and gloved while not wielding his special powers. |
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