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Some say he was conceived on the night of All Hallow's Eve
and that the last three generations of his family
are
all wolves who've learnt to use silverware;
But all we know is that he's an 8 lb 12 oz baby boy born at 07:05
EST
on Thursday morning and he's called The Stig!
No, seriously,
his name is Stig. It's Swedish for 'wanderer'.
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Damn, the crash helmet must have brought tears to
the eyes... |
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A toast!
May his wanders be peaceful and his wonders be many. |
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Hey, hey, hey! Congratulations to you both on your new
BUNdle of joy. Best wishes from Downunder to Upover.
You will now begin to wonder what on earth you used to
spend all your free time doing. |
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Happy diaper changes to you, and many, many other
joys of parenthood. |
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It's excellent news, but how do you know his name
already? |
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// but how do you know his name already? // |
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It was foretold in a Skaldic saga carved upon a narwhal tusk
over nine hundred years ago and recently uncovered in a
dusty museum vault in Reykjavík. |
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<peers suspiciously at Mayan Sun-stone
calendar> |
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<Thumps same on side, listens for ticking> |
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Damn, it's stopped. Oh boy, is your planet in
trouble now. We warned you and warned
you: "Don't let them breed", we said, "Don't
get them wet, or feed them after midnight"
we said. But would you listen ? Noooooo …
and now look what's happened. |
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Best thing you can do is liquidate your
holdings and put your money into canned
food and shotguns. |
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//It was foretold in a Skaldic saga carved upon a
narwhal tusk over nine hundred years ago.// |
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Det verkar osannolikt. 900 år sedan, "Stig" användes
endast som ett smeknamn. Det skulle vara lite som
Nostradamus förutsäga födelse Khloe Kardashian. |
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It is good that you have expelled another person from your uterus (or your mate's uterus as the case may be). |
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That would be my mate's. My own uterus remains yet
untested. |
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// Det verkar osannolikt. 900 år sedan // etc. |
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That's easy for you to say, m'lud, but the tusk doesn't lie. If
you don't believe me go to Iceland and read the damn thing
yourself. |
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Congratulations to Mr and Mrs Alterother [+] |
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You only get the extra bun if the middle name is "halfbakery", and I'll want to see the documents mind you... |
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That's not his middle name. Will forged documents suffice? |
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Thank you all for your congratulations. This is the only
online community that means anything to me, so it's nice to
have the heartfelt sentiments of people whom I respect
andor love (you know who you are) even though I've never
met any of you in person. |
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Forged documents are always acceptable. |
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Congratulations!
A blacksmith's forgeries are a lot more iron-clad than
the state's rubber-stamped tissue.
All the best to TGFJ; now take the kid and go out
hunting for a while so she can sleep. :) |
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Is his left nipple shaped like the Nürburgring? |
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Oh man… Now you can look forward to the day when
you realize that fatherhood has changed you in all the
ways you swore it never would, and a few that you had
no idea about. |
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Quick, jump through the portal before it closes! |
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When you happen to return, for surely the babies there will present little resistance, please share with me your knowledge of where babies come from. |
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