Anonymous, Passive-Aggressive Road Rager

How many times have you just wanted to go off on the stupid drivers in your presence, but haven't because you're not sure if they're psycho and out for blood?

This device would involve a PDA-sized computer that is installed either into or onto the dashboard, with voice command/speech-to-text capabilities so you wouldn't have to take your eyes off the road. It would connect wirelessly and anonymously to a control center linked to all fifty states' DMV databases.

When someone pisses you off on the road, you would activate the Anonymous Road Rager with a voice command such as "Go-go Gadget Road Rager!" (ok, maybe not) and read the license plate number and state to the computer. Then, voice your complaint. Don't be shy...it's anonymous, and remember what the kids say about sticks and stones? If nothing else, you'll feel better for screaming at the idiot, even if it isn't to their face.

The offensive driver will receive either a telephone call or a printed message at their home from Road Rager headquarters (telephone/address provided confidentially by DMV) stating the date and time of the incident and the complaint. The license plate numbers of either party are not stored locally in the Road Rager, the origin of the message is untraceable, and complaints are either handled by automated telephone services or printed mail, which is what makes the system anonymous. There would be no way to impose legal ramifications for excessive complaints, however, as there is the possibility of abuse of the system/crank complaints.

It's safe, it's passive-aggressive, and it helps you let off some steam. And hey, if you happen to see a hot little number drive by whom you'd like to get to know a little better, you could always leave them your phone number. But I did warn you about the psychos.