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Mostly like other sasquatch costumes, except this one has gigantic ape-like genitals.
Great for adult Halloween parties, or shennanigans at your local National Park (because you won't fool anyone without realistic squatchballs).
Penis Evolution: Intersexual and Intrasexual Selection
http://www.associat...nd_intrasexual.html
"The average chimpanzee penis is about half of the size of human penises, or about three inches. The gorilla’s penis is the smallest, at only an inch long." [phoenix, Jun 30 2008]
The Bigfoot Forums
http://www.bigfootf...threaded&pid=362578
"For Sasquatch, despite the story in this thread, genitalia are so small that it is usually, presumably, hidden mostly under the body hair." [phoenix, Jun 30 2008]
It is actually female
http://www.bigfoote...es/mk_davis_pgf.gif
as the stabilised Patterson-Gimlin film shows [simonj, Jul 07 2008]
Me Write Book: It Bigfoot Memoir
http://boingboing.n...te-book-it-big.html
I have this book; it is brilliant. It will tell you everything you need to know, and a few things you'll wish you hadn't heard. A must-have for any Bigfoot impersonator. [Grogster, Oct 09 2010]
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Realistically, squatchballs (however interesting the term) are likely to be small and hidden away. Isolated apes with few competitors don't need large testicles (chimps, on the other hand, have big ones), and animals that live in cold climates don't need them out in the breeze. Ask your elf this--have you ever seen a bear's equipment? |
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I used to have one of these. It had really
long fur, and the whole thing was too hot
and sweaty to wear at parties. It did,
however, turn out to be really good in cold
weather, and I used to wear it when I was
out hiking around Bluff Creek. I gave it
up, though, when I realized that it looked
a bit ridiculous, especially when I noticed
that some twit with a home movie camera
was filming me one day. |
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Could it not be a lady sasquatch? |
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Given the lack of clear and irrefutable pictures of said beastie I would have thought that any "Anatomically Correct" costume would be a guess at best. |
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Maybe instead an Erotic Shavable Anatomically Correct Sasquatch Costume for an even more select type of party (shaving fetish furries), where visible non-man wang dangle is the order of the day. |
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I'll let you know.
I might even post some pictures but the Sasquatch porn tape, or as I call it Squorn, well, that's gonna cost you. |
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If people can dress up as a penis for Halloween, then anything goes. |
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so, what like 10 with wind in the sails? |
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Just cut a hole in a regular sasquatch costume! |
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Bone for encouraging furries |
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Would you have different designs for casual and formal occasions? |
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//different designs for casual and formal occasions// |
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Erect or flaccid...I mean flaccid or erect...I mean
flaccid AND erect. |
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