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These gummy bears are like most gummy bears in appearance, however molded inside the gummy body of the bear is a skeleton made of hard candy.
Gummy Chicken Leg
http://www.candywar...om/chickenlegs.html
"Looks like ckicken, tastes like orange". And, yes you read it right, inside is a plastic bone. [Amos Kito, Mar 16 2008]
Torture Bears
Torture_20Bears
Similar idea (also mentions hard candy skeleton), but larger in size [imaginality, Mar 16 2008]
Gummy Army Men
http://www.candyfavorites.com/army-guys
While this site does have large, 4 inch gummy bears that weigh about a pound, much cooler are the gummy army men which like ridiculously realistic. Excuse the pun, but they are perfect for food fights. [candycandycandy, Mar 22 2011]
Anatomically Correct Campus
Anatomically_20Correct_20Campus
[theircompetitor, Mar 23 2011]
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This seems possible, if a flat "skeleton" was sandwiched into halves of the bear.
Bun just for the pleasant surprise after I read that title. + |
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Disappointed - I thought "anatomically correct" referred to the differences between male and female. |
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I didn't say anatomically correct, I said complete. |
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I'd want them made of hard candy or chocolate, so that they melt in your mouth, leaving a candy skeleton! |
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Also, per [nuclear hobo] I was sort of expecting genitalia and/or candy organs. |
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Without genitalia they are neither complete nor correct. |
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I would do it by constructing a mold for the bones that left a weak juncture between the different segments. This could be suspended in the gell. As it was flexed the bones would snap apart and give the bear flexability. |
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Since it's almost Easter, how about a chocolate bunny with a hard candy skeleton and a complete set of jelly organs? |
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There should be a pregnant bunny with a litter of gummi baby bunnies inside it then. Complete with amniotic fluids of rich, rich Cadbury creme. |
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If they are to be described as anatomically complete, then shirley there must also be an alimentary canal full of half digested Canadians? |
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Canadians and pickanick baskets. |
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That's a common fallacy. Bears in Canada don't actually eat Canadians, they eat American tourists. We just say they were Canaidans so as not to scare off the rest of the American tourists. |
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With the current exchange rate and border controls there are quite a few less of those tourists around to eat, so i suspect they will have to start eating canadians sooner or later. Maybe they could start with all those francophones on the east coast first, that would be a good start. |
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you like gummy bears, don't you [jhom]? |
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They just seem to be fertile grounds for halfbaked insights. My most popular idea ever was my pooping gummy bears idea so I've got a decent track record with the little buggers. Incidentally while dropping off my children at the sitter this morning I discovered an object stuck to my shoe....wouldn't you know it it was a Gummy Bear. |
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Are you inventing Gummy Bear Shoe Decorations next? |
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Would it perhaps have great big teeth? |
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4 the Canadians. (Who cannot smile on their
passports) |
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