h a l f b a k e r yStrap *this* to the back of your cat.
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Even better, An Anal Braille Tattoo - i.e. one of
those raised tattoos, allowing you to have written,
in braille, the sentence "Get your finger out of my
arse!" in anticipation that someone who is
conversant in braille, should ever adopt that
particular stance. |
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Prior to this posting, we had no idea that such processes existed. |
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But now we know different. |
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[zeno], please be assured that no HB idea you post in the future will ever, ever receive a bun from us. |
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May you die slowly, publicly, humiliatingly, and in excruciating pain. |
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Imagining [8th] googling for anal bleaching, annotating and getting right back to googling for anal bleaching. |
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I hate to sound naive, but why *do* people bleach
their, their rears there? I don't get it. Splain
please... |
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Ah ha! It appears [zeno] has stumbled upon a surefire
method to save humanity from Borg conquest. Simply
have everyone on Earth read "Anal Bleaching for Fun and
Profit—The Illustrated Guide". |
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Go ahead. Assimilate THAT, beeyotches. |
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// I hate to sound naive, but why *do* people bleach their, their rears there? // |
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Some XXX "movies" feature things in that area. So I've heard. |
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Title of a dubious movie... "A Bleach Too Far" |
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Alternatively, a tattoo of a trompe l'oeil anus that is applied to a non-anus body area, e.g., back of the neck. |
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The only tattoo I'd have back there is one that reads, "EXIT ONLY." [ ] |
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Would a goatse tattoo be too corny?
Crap. I typed that out loud didn't I? |
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I'm going with the "anal bleaching is an urban legend" thing, but I will not google to confirm that. |
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What about a tattoo that states "abandon all hope ye who enter here"? |
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...so I'm just laughing at [Grog]'s anal...I mean anno!! |
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Other designs available: train tunnel; swirling wormhole vortex; old lady face; bulls-eye; young lady face; Senor Wences... |
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