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As I'm off to somewhere and when I return, I will be fractionally lighter, I thought I should be able to claim a part-refund on the ticket cost. The fuel I'm paying for is used to hoick the airplane across the sky and mass is one factor.
Also people with fewer extremities take up less space and more
could be packed in
I suspect that good business would be found in countries with sharia law, or very poor factory safety standards.
Predictable slogan would be "flying with us doesn't cost an arm and leg, unless you want the discount"
Bethselamin
http://hitchhikers....om/wiki/Bethselamin
Fabulously beautiful (apparently)... [8th of 7, Sep 19 2014]
Multiple legs on vertebrates
http://en.wikipedia...oes_a_horse_have%3F
...Or infinite? [csea, Sep 19 2014]
Plagiarists!
https://uk.news.yah...310394.html#JhRZcuV
[not_morrison_rm, Sep 22 2014]
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Selfishly, as someone with an above-average number of limbs*, I cannot support this idea. |
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This would discriminate against fatties [-] |
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//an above-average number of limbs |
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//This would discriminate against fatties |
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Could be done in a relative way, mass on outbound - mass on return trip = amount of part-refund of ticket price. |
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// I am too afraid to ask. // |
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"He only had the two arms and the one head and he called himself
Phil ..." |
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Maybe you should check out the immigration policies on Bethselamin,
particularly the rules on exports ... |
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You are correct. However that was to protect their environment, and it was them doing the amputations. This does not directly protect the environment and AA does not do the cutting, even the overhead luggage lockers have padded bits on the edges to avoid recursive ticket reduction spiral. |
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* (Because there are some people who are missing an arm or a leg, or are missing more than one limb, the average number of limbs per person in the population is slightly below 4. Therefore I have an
above-average number of limbs) |
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Ah, you're trying to talk your way out of that admission. |
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You are spiderperson and I claim my 5 Albanian Lekke. |
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NB that's only on the mean, on mode and median...breaks out the steam abacus..... |
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I really thought it was going to be a little more
proactive. |
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They group people by transplant compatibility, chop
off limbs at one end, and replace them with the
limbs of someone going the other way once you
land. |
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//As I'm off to somewhere and when I return, I will
be fractionally lighter,// |
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Ah, the incredible lightness of being strange. |
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Not Drunk Airlines, but Legless Airlines |
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...where they won't drop you even one foot closer to your destination. |
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But they might toe the line.. |
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Personally, I'd give them two fingers. |
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Blummin' heck, the idea has only been on here 3 days and someone's already pinching my idea. Plagiarist linky |
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[+] for the use of the word "hoick". |
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