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Hmm, in a cold winter field near Quantico, you could
have a load of snowmen lying on the ground, in shallow
graves, etc.
The FBI agents could get practice gauging snowman
decomposition rates, predation*, etc.
That's my Forensic Science Nobel Prize in the bag.
*people nicking the carrot,
bits of coal, sticks, scarves
etc
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"From his colour, looks like he bled out ..." |
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Hyperthermia.
If his core temperature hasn't risen above the evaporation point we may be able to revive him! Crash-sled with an Oldsilkhatiscope and 50 cc's of Icicipsilocybin STAT! |
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