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I'll be very VERY surprised if nobody has come up with this, I
just haven't been able to find it.
A harmonica looking device housing an array of breath
driven
sound effects whistles including:
1- Siren 2- Two note train whistle 3- Chirping canary (needs
water chamber) 4- Slide whistle for
comedy effects 5-
Whoopee cushion for even more comedy effects 6- Police
whistle 7- Coach whistle (the one with the little ball inside)
8- Kazoo 9- Duck call
Siren whistle. (Fast forward to 2:15.)
https://www.youtube...watch?v=0hFkyoNFrzY Yes, this guy actually rambles on about a whistle for almost two and a half minutes before he blows the damned thing. [doctorremulac3, May 15 2014]
Train whistle
https://www.youtube...watch?v=DA9nMQ4CNXM Jump to :15 [doctorremulac3, May 15 2014]
Canary water whistle
https://www.youtube...watch?v=haOUYULoHXU Jump to 2:50 [doctorremulac3, May 15 2014]
Slide whistle
https://www.youtube...watch?v=z2J2a3UMubM Watch the whole thing just because everybody should listen to Bohemian Rhapsody at least once a year even if it's been occluded with kazoos. [doctorremulac3, May 15 2014]
Whoopee Cushion
https://www.youtube...watch?v=q4QbFX9O5H8 Jump to :50 to get a great tip for using a whoopee cushion. Then jump to 1:20. I declare this the most brilliant achievement in the history of mankind. [doctorremulac3, May 15 2014]
Police Whistle
https://www.youtube...watch?v=RTSL2XcBUio Wow! 45 seconds in before he shuts up and actually uses it. [doctorremulac3, May 15 2014]
Pea Whistle
https://www.youtube...watch?v=-gY6Kox82cc :15 [doctorremulac3, May 15 2014]
Kazoo
https://www.youtube...watch?v=62MPO9rHep0 4:50 [doctorremulac3, May 15 2014]
Duck call
https://www.youtube...watch?v=yVxXZDw2d_4 40 seconds to get to the money shot. [doctorremulac3, May 15 2014]
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That's a high tech solution. This one's a decidedly low
tech.
It's just a collection of all the breath activated
whistles connected together in a compact package. |
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This lends itself so
perfectly to being made with a 3d printer. I think
I might make this a little sideline project next time I
get some free time.
The book would be pretty easy to write: |
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The police car (blow here) drove down the street
driven by Dilettante Duck (blow here) and Capricious
Canary. (blow here) They had to race the train (blow
here) to get to the football game (blow here) When
they got there, Dilettante duck slipped on the ice
(blow here) while Capricious Canary swatted away all
the bees that were flying around (blow here) "All
these bees are giving me gas." (blow here) said
Dilettante Duck. (blow here) |
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I think I'll change the character names to Capricious
Duck and Dilettante Canary to be less predictable. |
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