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Now that modern technology has solved "Are we there yet" by
properly zombifying our children in the backseat with a tablet or
smartphone, it's time to tackle that source of lifetime sibling
resentment, differential parental treatment, by tying in our AI
overlords into domestic video monitoring
systems, and making
them accessible via voice applications, so at any one point the
household can be presented the required evidence about who
started what, and provide awesome entertainment for many
Thanksgivings and Christmases to come.
Alexa gets/a long-overdue upgrade
http://www.dailymai...aying-computer.html
About time, too. Engage ! [8th of 7, Aug 28 2017]
And they tell their friends, and so on...
https://www.theverg...a-alexa-partnership
[theircompetitor, Aug 30 2017]
Alexa Glasses
https://techcrunch....e-alexa-ai-says-ft/
[theircompetitor, Sep 20 2017]
The Game (Star Trek)
https://en.wikipedi...he_Next_Generation)
[theircompetitor, Sep 20 2017]
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This assumes that Alexa (or its equivalent) cannot be
commanded to lie |
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// Ok Google, did Siri or Alexa start it ? // |
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...masterminded by the Office 97 Paperclip |
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Come along [IT], your Wicker Man awaits. |
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// If they were proactive, then you could just sit a bunch of
amazon google and apple and softthatismicro products together
and let them chat. // |
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Presumably you welcome the coming of your new Furby
overlords, you muppet. |
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"Alright Brayden, tell your sister that you're siri." |
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