Alarm Clock Swarm

This idea calls for *lots* of cjack's robot alarm clocks... with a "call for backup" setting. Some people are quite agitated when disturbed in the morning, some agitated enough, perhaps, to figure out how to silence this little helper without getting out of bed... In the instance that the robot alarm clock is prematurely silenced, it sends out an SOS call to a bunch of other little RACs, which are hiding in little nooks and crannies throughout the house to continue the cacophony until you physically leave the room, then find and deactivate each alarm independently. Each time a RAC is deactivated, it finds another spot to hide in. It finds a new spot every hour, just in case you try to follow it, it'll be somewhere else when you get back from work.

Comes in packs of 3 for light sleepers, 4-packs for moderate, or a case of 12 for the really heavy sleepers.

(note: 12-pack RACs are programmed to actually buzz into and out of your room repeatedly while constantly blaring a WW1 air-raid siren. If they find the door closed, they slam into it repeatedly until they break, the door breaks, or you break and get your lazy butt up)