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A fanny pack with deployable airbags on four sides, motion and speed detectors detect dangerous collisions on a 360 degree plane. Just before impact this fanny pack surrounds the wearer with a shield of cushion.
The airbags can also be deployed manually for proactive collision protection.
Uses
compressed air.
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<snigger>fanny pack</snigger> |
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So this is like a lifejacket around the
midriff? |
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In what sort of situation would you need this? |
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Theoretically any potentially bumpy situation including but not limited to pedestrian on pedestrian collision. |
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This would be great for learning to ice skate. |
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Do we really need to go into that? |
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As with me.. Aren't fanny packs just bum-bags? which is in turn wrong because it's not worn on your bum, it's more rather near your crotch. |
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They might as well be bum bags. My
brother wore one that went under his
pants and infront of his crotch so
everytime he want to grab some money it
looked like he was scratching his balls. |
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Anyway, about the fanny pack, did you get
the idea off of the commercial where the
guy falls off the scaffolding and airbags
pop out and cushion his fall? |
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No, I don't think I've ever seen that commercial. I was trying to think of a use for a fanny pack besides serving as a veritable man-purse. It sounds like your brother found a better use though. |
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I could have used this the day I broke my fannie trying to learn how to snowboard. |
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I finally misread this as "airbag funny pack" after already having seen the idea several times. Maybe some comedy recordings built into an airbag could give you something to amuse yourself with while you wait for the paramedics to arrive. |
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"What's the deal with car crashes? I mean - what's up with that?" (canned laughter) |
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