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I like showers but find the whole drying process a bit tedious as I want to get onto the next thing in my day. Not having [Custardguts]'s harem of servant wenches I am forced to rely upon technology.
The Dyson hand-dryer [link] works well - but I require a scaled up version incorporated into the
shower door. I turn off the water and step slowly out of the shower (perhaps turning sideways) to have the ginormous airblade scrape and blow the excess water off my body. I will accept any [m-f-d]'s proffered for only being a scaled up version of existing technology but do think it is a better use than the existing hands-only service.
Dyson Airblade
http://www.dysonairblade.com.au/ For hands only. [AusCan531, Dec 03 2012]
Baked
https://i.redditupl...e0d8128be407bc60afb (and dried) [AusCan531, Jan 19 2017]
[link]
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If it was powerful enough, it could remove all your body hair at the same time. |
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Couldn't a suitably powered airblade also remove the micrometer of dead skin and whatever, and forgo the shower? |
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The thought had crossed my mind. [+] since I didn't get my half-patent in the oven first. |
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// Not having[Custardguts]'s harem of servant
wenches // |
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[Custardguts] doesn't have a harem either, it's
just wishful thinking. |
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The jet of air from an airblade is pretty strong, perhaps strong enough to be quite painful in certain areas of the body... |
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OK, we need a volunteer to test various body parts
in an airblade. I volunteer [8th], assuming that the
Borg have the relevant body parts. |
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Baked. Go watch the jetsons |
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in fact they have these at many swimming pools near me. albeit assisted by electric heaters. I believe they cost
approximately £2. |
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//it's just wishful thinking// |
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I'd rather prefer to think that I'm between harems. |
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^That implies that there has been at least one harem preceding.... |
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