Advanced Fridge Light Controls

So you're up. You can't help it. The clock says some single digit for the hour, which you know is bad, because that means tomorrow morning isn't even technically 'tomorrow' anymore, and you've got to go to work. After tossing and turning, you feel that some milk will help you get to sleep.

With your eyes adjusted to the dim light, the peaceful wandering through your quarters to get towards the fridge is almost relaxing in itself. Then you open the door and BAM! The SUN ITSELF IS STARING YOU DOWN! Forget the fact you spilled the milk, cry because your god damn blind!

If your retained any vision at all, the fact your pupils are now pinholes leaves you incapable of pouring whatever beverage you just grabbed into a glass, much less dealing with the glass when you're done.

But no more! Advanced Refridgerator light control is a simple dimly glowing knob on the handle of the fridge. Roll it dimer to make the light inside dimmer, roll it brighter to make the light inside brighter. On the door to the freezer is a similar knob, but this lights up the whole fridge (actually just small lights atteched to the exterior) with a warm, but still soft, glow, that will make pouring a drink easy without deadening your eyes for the return journey to bed, that will go on after the door to the fridge is shut and will go off 30 seconds thereafter, or if you have adequite ambient light in the nighttime, the knob (when rolled all the way down) clicks into the 'off' position. The glow is not bright enough to be noticed in the daytime.