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Adult Movie Glasses
Ok. Let's say you get suckered into taking your nieces to Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants | |
And there you are... bored out of your gourd.
WHEW!!! Good thing you picked up a pair of Adult Movie Glasses at the confession counter. A paltry 4 Euros!!
You put them on, and with the new digital technologies, you get to see the annotated version.
"This shot was filmed in Corsica" The screen
reads.
A few seconds later, "The cameraman had to use a steadycam for this particular series."
Or perhaps, "This beautiful sunrise was in fact shot in Sardinia."
So instead of being bored, you can read all of the annotations with the new Adult Movie Glasses.
Glasses
Glasses
A bad title for "Closed caption Glasses" [phoenix, Aug 16 2008]
Television Subtitle Glasses
Television_20Subtitle_20Glasses
[phoenix, Aug 16 2008]
Digitalis
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digitalis
[normzone, Aug 17 2008]
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thanks for the great links!!!! That's why I LOVE the Bakery. I thihk though, with the new emphasis on digitalis in the movies.... This concept might be taken to a much higher level than closed captioning. I'm not sure what though... Any ideas? |
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I somehow thought these glasses would render somewhat more... exciting... changes to the movie in question. |
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Better title is "pop-up video" glasses or "extra features" glasses. |
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//with the new emphasis on digitalis in the movies// in murder mysteries? |
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I'm giving this a + because it isn't the 3d porn idea I thought it was going to be. |
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// "pop-up video" glasses or "extra features" glasses.// |
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Well by the ghost of Pythagoras!!! Pop-up Video or Extra Features it is. |
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Quad Erat Demonstrandum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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//I somehow thought these glasses would render somewhat more... exciting... changes to the movie in question.// |
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you mean like car chases??? |
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// Quad Erat Demonstrandum // |
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You've been shown the square thing ? We ask merely for information .... |
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Not at all what I thought it was going to be. Even after the first paragraph. Especially after the 'confession counter'. I'm disappointed. |
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But a bun for the actual idea though. |
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Perhaps we could have the best of both
worlds... with the Adult Film Glasses we'd
could see annotated type with fun film
trivia, but we could also see through those
traveling pants. |
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//You've been shown the square thing ? We ask merely for information ....// |
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Q.E.D. is an abbreviation of the Latin phrase "quod erat demonstrandum" (literally, "that which was to be demonstrated") |
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In deference to MisterQED, I used the more formal, although seldom used "Quad" instead of the gutteral "Quod", which I find personally offensive. I hope you don't mind. |
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//Quod Eros Demonstrandum!//
Close, 4whom, but surely "Quod Eris Demonstrandum" would be more appropriate for the 'bakery? |
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Nice idea. I would love annotations of this kind: "these two actors did not engage in lewd acts after shooting this scene", etc... It would make many movies much more exciting! |
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I'd be happy with the Adult Movie Podcast,
timed to the film. These could made for "Pride
and Prejudice," or other movies where it's hard
to figure out just what the hell is going on. |
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"Okay, here's the deal: A new rich guy has
moved into town and this shrewish mom wants
to marry one of her daughters to him. She's
pretty effing insane. Two of them are kind of
hot and smart and two of them are kind of hot
but silly and stupid. The ones running around
and fighting over the bonnet are the stupid
ones. There's one who is kind of not hot and
kind of not smart. |
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The rich guy is named Mr. Bingley, and the
house he's moving into has a name. The name
of his house is Pemberly. |
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The Dad is Mr. Bennet. His wife calls him "Mr.
Bennet." He's pretending not to be interested,
but he's just messing with them because he's a
really sarcastic bastard. He knows he has to
marry them off, because they won't inherit any
of his land. More about that later ..." |
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It might have come in handy for the movie Momento. |
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