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Adrenalarm
Adrenalin + Alarm = no chance of staying asleep | |
For those who really need to get up, I propose an adrenalin dart based alarm clock, which fires a small make-you-very-alert dart into you (or your sleeping partner) ensuring that you immediately spring in to action.
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Ditto [Pa've], seriously. Ok + |
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Alarm goes off. Adrenalin kicks in. Heart conks out. Passes out again. |
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[normzone] grabs "snooze" dart, stabs self, mumbles "just five more minutes", and rolls over. |
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[bungston] - perhaps this is an opportunity to sell patented BungCo hardened eye masks, specifically to encourage sound sleep, and dart-eye juxtaposition incidents. |
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Incidence of heart attack is high just after awaking. This system might not help. |
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