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Ditto [Pa've], seriously. Ok + |
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Alarm goes off. Adrenalin kicks in. Heart conks out. Passes out again. |
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[normzone] grabs "snooze" dart, stabs self, mumbles "just five more minutes", and rolls over. |
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[bungston] - perhaps this is an opportunity to sell patented BungCo hardened eye masks, specifically to encourage sound sleep, and dart-eye juxtaposition incidents. |
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Incidence of heart attack is high just after awaking. This system might not help. |
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