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Wasn't there a barbie doll or something that you could do this with it's hair? |
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Would come in handy for those situations where you stain or otherwise ruin the top of the carpet. Have a service come in and mow it short, then release a new layer. |
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Or you lose something in the longer carpet... you make it shorter to find that lost earring or fallen piece of food. |
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You'll be pretty clear what your date's intentions are when the first thing they do when you get back to their place is turn the carpet dial right up to "Shag". |
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<cranks the carpet control to shortest pile depth>"Honey! It's OK. I found the baby!" |
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For some reason I've got an image of walking up and down, 'mowing' the carpet. [+] |
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Nice. The only improvement I can possibly suggest is to remove the 'l' in Pile. This changes the idea somewhat - but for the better, I feel. [+] |
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I want a "meadow" setting where the pile becomes as high as tall grass and you can just snuggle down for the night instead of going to bed. |
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Adjustable Pie...a whole world of possibility has just revealed itself to me! |
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I'd like to be able to adjust my pies using a selection of insertable dials. For example, for more gravy, simply plunge the certified gravy dial deep into the pie, and tweak it up to 8 or 9. Same goes for jelly, kidney and pork dials. |
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and the flying carpet version would be
called: "Pile In The Sky" of course. |
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BUN! This would be great in rooms where I am not sure if I want office carpeting or a nice 3 inch pile shag carpet. Plus if you drop something in your shag carpetings.. say an earring.. or perhaps a 2 lb bag of a controlled dangerous substance or narcotic you can avoid all of the fights, and four-letter words that will follow if you just shorten the pile. |
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