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During my long commute to and from work on the train I sometimes stare aimlessly out the window at the passing urban decay. Just tonight I noticed on the side of the train tracks, in the long grass propped up against someones' back fence, all alone, was a rickety old wooden chair. A thought jumped
into my mind: what if there was a clown sitting on the chair, doing nothing, just staring at the train as it rattled past. What would the commuters think? I've a good mind to hire a clown costume and go and sit there all day, maybe I would make somebody smile? At the very least I'd be sure to freak somebody out.
William Hiskisson
http://en.wikipedia...i/William_Huskisson
monument could be repurposed? [calum, Nov 15 2007]
got a clown, just move him to RR tracks
http://www.spraguep...taurant%20Sofia.jpg
[xandram, Nov 15 2007]
'Russian Doll' Easter Egg
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[hippo, Mar 12 2009]
it's looking at me!
http://1.bp.blogspo...A/s400/it-clown.jpg
let's hire this guy. [k_sra, Mar 12 2009]
Tentacled House
http://www.boingboi...ng-festooned-w.html
Not a clown, but similar in intention I suspect. [DrBob, Mar 12 2009]
Creepy clowns......
http://www.independ...chool-35116498.html
......armed with chainsaws [xenzag, Oct 10 2016]
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You could sit on a bench outside McDonalds. |
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I, for one, have never seen a clown sitting on a chait. |
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It could be a model clown. I like the overall idea of livening up the urban decay. |
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No, I think it has to be a real clown. Occassionaly sipping yak's milk from a dirty cocktail glass and holding a small red helium balloon on a string. |
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One could use a mannikin, possibly implanted with off-the-shelf robonicals. |
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Yes, clowns don't sit on hindu calendar months. Sorry... but [+] for this horribly artistic idea. |
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lostdog, every time a commuter train passes the clown would let go of the balloon then shed a single tear as it flew away. He'd get a fresh balloon after the train was gone. Sitting on the ground next to him there would be a small pug wearing a lacy pink ribbon around its neck. |
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I think that clowns out of context are a bit on the creepy side... |
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Words cannot describe how much I love this idea. A hearty bun I give you! |
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// I think that clowns out of context are a bit on the creepy side...// |
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They're pretty creepy IN context as well if you ask me. |
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This definately sounds like a Twilight Zone episode. I see a clown watching my train go by I'm guessin' it's a bad omen or something. |
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Have a pipe band playing at a different station each day of the month. They begin playing as the train approaches and stop after it has left sight. |
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Some folks would find THAT creepy. |
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I love visual jokes. This is a great idea, with absolutly no repercussions... |
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except for the people that have a phobia of clowns |
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And this would be better in a subway. Have the clown hold an old lantern and look confused |
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Could dress as a hobo clown, and hold up your thumb like your trying to hitch a ride.Be sure to bring a bandanna pouch on a stick and a huge bright colored ball. How far away is the chair from the tracks. |
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How about a clown popping up in your window from below when you least expect it? (Although I'm not sure when you would most expect it.) That would be more "effective" in an airliner cruising at 35,000 feet. |
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I must also add that Doctorremulac3 NEVER gets caught off guard by popping clowns. |
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Suddenly a clown pops up in this anno |
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//And this would be better in a subway. Have the clown hold an old lantern and look confused//
That would work wonderfully on the London Underground if the clown was standing all alone on the platform of one of the disused stations. |
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...lit by a sputtering gas lamp. Creepy. |
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...very slowly turning its head as the train rolls by. |
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...the eyeless clown raises a white-gloved finger, pointing it directly at you and silently mouths the word "death" |
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Of course, if this happened every morning on your commute to work, you'd get used to it. Also, I'm interested that this seems to be the same clown as is inside my Easter Egg (linked). |
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Interesting idea but as hippo says it would soon be part of the scenery for regular commuters. Perhaps the original thought can be expanded to include all manner of humanoid icons at random. Wizard of Oz offers a half-dozen at least. Then there's the Michellin Man. Popular comic book figures would work well too but the copyright battles would be tedious. Once in a while Yeti could put in a guest appearance. The rickety old chair becomes the stage against the canvas of a life perhaps untouchable but definitely not unknowable by viewers on the train. This sounds more like a Tate exhibit now. Theme: Everyone needs a sit down once in a while. Added Benefit: If the train includes a healthy population of the younger generation then the chair exhibit provides an opportunity for older culture to be communicated to them; beyond the screens of ubiquitous Nintendos. Then again some fool might just model an iPhone app on this and bang there goes reality, again. |
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Wow I must have been in a coma or something
last year. I really like this idea too! I better start
digging through all of 2007's stash. |
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i found a suitable hire, see link. why must this idea be so simple? it offends my convoluted brain patterns. |
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on a completely almost entirely unrelated note, i and some family saw a chief wahoo sign (cleveland indians baseball mascot) painted on the side of a barn in poland from a train once. that certainly livened up our trip. |
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Oh my. That clown gave me the chills k_sra. |
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BlissMiss/k_sra that's Pennywise the clown from Stephen King's IT. Yes, he would be ideal. |
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Why's he standing in all that spinach? |
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*shudder* spinach gives me the heeby-geebies. |
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Has someone in America taken this idea and run with it? |
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^Kind of difficult to run in those clown shoes. |
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As some woman purportedly asked on social media: "Are
they real clowns or just people dressed up as clowns?" |
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Either that's a philosophical and deeply profound question, or it's a hilarious no-brainer. |
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Presumably the author was American, in which case we suspect the latter ... |
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There is a point, though. A clergyman or a police officer are still cops and priests without the formal garb of their profession; but a clown without makeup or silly clothes is just an actor that isn't acting - a case where "cucullus non facit monachum" isn't true. |
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What if they're politicians, though? |
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See last link..... Creepy! |
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// What if they're politicians, though? // |
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Then they're just evil. Politicians aren't the remotest bit funny. |
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