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A Yard of Tea
A yard of ale converted for use by tea drinkers. a.k.a. oolongated tea | |
Beer drinkers have long been able to
demonstrate their capacity for
swallowing
large amounts of the brew using a device
called A Yard of Ale (see link if you don't
know what it looks like)
Many folk are confirmed Tea-totalers,
and
have had no equivalent until the
introduction of The
Yard of Tea.
This is a simple modification to the
standard yard of ale. It consists of a tea
cup, complete with handle, with a hole
cut
in its side, into which the neck of the
yard
of ale tube is inserted and fused to
create
a water tight seal.
Tea drinkers wishing to assert their
quaffing abilities will find every polite
café
has one of these dubious instruments
tucked away behind the counter, waiting
for the foolhardy to rise to the challenge.
Yard of Ale
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yard_of_ale
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A yard of coffee maybe, but not tea. |
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... but then you wouldn't be able to call
it oolongated |
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.... and the poduction of any ideas of
your own I see. |
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