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A Kids TV Show

 An energetic, even-handed edutainative Saturday morning kids' TV show.
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I'm imagining effervescent, fresh-faced presenters, sketches, silly games, competitions, pop stars and - and this is what sets this programme apart from it's competitors - frank and unbiased information on the use of drugs running the full gamut from the dangers of drug addiction to how best to geez up in piss-soaked multi-storey car park stairwell when you've no useable veins left.
—my face your, Aug 19 2003

(?) The Great Space Coaster http://www.geocitie...r/9266/tgscmain.htm
No gnus is good gnus [DeathNinja, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]

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       Kids shouldn't watch television. Instead they should be taught to brew beer and marinade pork chops for their elders.
—DeathNinja, Aug 19 2003
   

       OK, [jutta]; teach them beer brewing, pork-chop marinades, violence and sex.
—Cedar Park, Aug 20 2003
   

       See? I learned one can "brew" beer-and-marinade pork chops!
—phoenix, Aug 20 2003
   

       Excellent. It's already working!
—DeathNinja, Aug 20 2003
   

       Hi, kids!
HIIIIIII, PIMPY!
What time is it kids?
IT'S TIME TO SHOOOOT UPPPPP!
That's right, kids! First, I'm going to take this fuel and heat it up on the spoon! Can you say "spoon"?
SPOOOOOONN!
OK, first I have tooooo...
TIE UPPPPP!
That's right! Now I'm going to put the fuel in this tiny little...
ROCKET!
Tha-ha-haaaaat's right, kids. I'm going to put this rocket in my arm, and...
FLY REEEEEAAAALLLLL HIIIIIIIGH!
—thumbwax, Aug 21 2003
   

       now THAT's a good show! I would watch that all the time. Although, [thumbwax]'s version would result in a lot of druggies. I think [my face your] was trying to do the opposite. Either show would be great, though. Maybe they could be opposing shows? Who knows.
—Shadow Phoenix, Nov 21 2007
   

       The show was to be called "Get Fucked!!" Two exclamation marks, yes. I'd envisaged a splodgy, multicoloured logo that would bosh onto the screen at the end of the bouncy opening theme, accompanied by the enthusiastic, though somewhat disconcertingly high-pitched, shouting of the show's name by the thororughly aspartamed studio audience. But I chickened out of using the show name as the idea name.
—calum, Nov 22 2007
   


 

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