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Carrickmacross lace is very particular type of decorative
embroidery. There are equivalents in other parts of the
world, but all have common features: they are intricate,
complex, require great patience, are timeless in their
patterns and are considered very desireable.
Now turn your attention
to the marks left as a result of
surgical procedures. External wound closures are
characterised by lines with rows of dots marking the
sutures or staples. For a few these are worn like a
badge, but for others they represent an ugly scar. For
the latter, especially those undergoing non-emergency
elective surgery, there is now the option of selecting a
custom wound pattern outcome.
From a menu of lace edgings and other detailed
patterns, those about to face the prospect of waking up
with a sutured wound, can now choose its final
appearance. This is because a new specialism has been
added to the surgeons skill set: Wound Adornment.
Now instead of a row of identical metal clips, the
instrument can be loaded with a large variety of staple
types, including letter forms that can spell out short
messages. A long wound might feature a Koan, or Haiku.
Others may choose to have their wound embellished with
fake teeth marks that look like they were attacked by a
shark or other savage beast; some will simply select the
highly decorative components of Carrickmacross lace.
Regardless of choice, a wound now becomes a feature
that no longer needs to be hidden from view, but joins
the tattoo and the metal implant as another form of
fashionable body adornment.
https://en.wikipedi...Carrickmacross_lace
[xenzag, Nov 04 2020]
Cassowary
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassowary Like much of Australia's indigenous wildlife, will make determined attempts to kill you. [8th of 7, Nov 05 2020]
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I forgot to include hieroglyphics of all kinds along with the text. Even braille could be acheived with the right kind of modification to the stapling procedure. |
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Are different verse forms allowed? - e.g. "A limerick
linked my laparoscopy", "A clerihew connected my
colostomy", etc.? |
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Of course - I was going to call this "Shakespeare Fixed My Appendix" |
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A sonnet secured my cystectomy |
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Lends itself very well to Morse code I would think. |
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Doublestitch-stitch-stitch gap stitch-stitch gap stitch STAPLE
doublestitch gap stitch-doublestitch-stitch gap stitch-stitch-
doublestitch gap doublestitch-doublestitch gap stitch-
doublestitch-doubletitch STAPLE doublestitch-stitch-stitch
gap stitch-stitch gap stitch |
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Given the higher level of detail and precision required, a
lacework stitching might do a BETTER job than simple
staples, resulting in less scarring (apart from the intricate
stitching...) due to the ability to "pull" in various directions
at close spacing etc. |
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A robot of the type used for making wire-bonds on
circuit boards might be used to make tiny golden
stitches of the desired words. |
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The whole idea is based around the lasting visual
effect of the indents that remain once the staples
or stitching is removed. Any means of establishing
the pattern is part of the new skill set. |
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The whole idea is based around the lasting visual
effect of the indents that remain once the staples
or stitching is removed. Any means of establishing
the pattern is part of the new skill set. |
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So, you wouldn't settle for standard stitching in a happy
face design? |
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This is one of my favorite ideas of yours. I love lace. All lace.
I'm not a fan of tattoos all over the body. This could be the
"new" Tattoo. (God knows we need one). |
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I would even volunteer to have something removed or
tweaked or whatever just so I could get one of these. "here
take my appendix, I never use it anyway." |
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For an interesting selection of major, penetrating abdominal wounds we suggest keeping Cassowaries <link> as pets. They have a specially adapted toe for slashing with, and are of highly uncertain temperament ... |
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One of my favourite birds. |
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We can understand that. How do you prefer them - roast, casseroled, or in a stir-fry ? |
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You'd have to train it not to be a pea-braned aggressive psychopath first. Good luck with that, since that's pretty much the definition of what they are ... a sort of avian Charles Manson, but with a bad attitude and built in edged weapons, Wolverine with 'roid rage. |
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Ah, there's nothing like a bit of the ol' lightning wit and repartee ... and that's certainly nothing like it. |
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Go and watch Marx Brothers movies for a few months, then try again. Don't bother with the early ones with Karl in them, tho - he spoils all the punchlines by banging on about dielectric maternalism, and the opinion of the mosses, and naturalizing the meals of prediction (presumably something to do with auguries). |
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Ok, wait, I know, do em after someone's autopsy. That leaves
a big honking hole. |
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