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Its a well-known fact that laughter increases ones health and wellbeing and strengthens the immune system. A recent study reveals that grownups spend only a fraction of the time laughing that children do, and that adults 40 years ago laughed twice as much as today.
In a sincere attempt to change
this negative trend and thereby improve vigor and vitality, we have developed a revolutionary laugh inducer. By using our inexpensive product, youll be laughing all the way to the bank, instead of wasting money on clown-o-grams, stand-up comedy clubs or sit-down whoopee cushions.
The body doesnt necessarily have to giggle, chuckle or chortle to activate the health benefits. Merely assuming a laughing countenance, such as by gripping a pencil between the molars, is sufficient to trigger the best medicine. Thus our plastic bit, with safety cords to the ears, assures a merry expression, even while you sleep. Think of the bonus laugh youll enjoy in the morning, when you see the smiley in the mirror.
If your snickering snore is bothering the spouse, our line of fashion bits for public wear will certainly be a hit. Just remember that the world is laughing *with* you.
(?) happy you
http://www.geocitie.../bitoflaughter.html [FarmerJohn, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]
(?) The Happy Helmet
http://members.fort...3/episodes/e12.html Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy [bungston, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]
some research in 2001
http://abcnews.go.c...Laughter_study.html [po, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]
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Don't need this product. One look at the picture works just fine. |
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waits for thumbwax to buy one off you for the ex. |
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Please tell me you didn't set out with this idea in mind... |
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Love it. Seems to work, just looking at it. Self-portrait, FJ? I want to frame that one. |
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// adults 40 years ago laughed twice as much as today. // |
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Times was funnier then I guess. |
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Yep, that's me - part man, part horse. |
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I was going to say, "I wonder what happened 40 years ago today that was so funny." |
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If this would work, wouldn't we already be seeing Miss America contestants and car salesmen outliving judges, policemen, and teachers? |
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//Yep, that's me - part man, part horse// there's nothing wrong with your teeth, FJ. |
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//wouldn't we already be seeing Miss America contestants and car salesmen outliving judges, policemen, and teachers?// |
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Well, it would explain why Santa hasn't bit the dust yet, anyway. |
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Phenomenally baked by Stimpy, with his Happy Helmet. |
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"Dr. F. John. Serving the tri-state area with professional counselling and orthodontia practice since 1997." |
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Just think of the drool problem. Please. |
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po, she's already laughing - all the way to the bank. Harharhar |
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I have a friend with clinical manic depression. He once told me that when he's down, he forces himself to walk about with a smiley expression. He says that after a bit, it really does lift his mood. This might help too, so + . |
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the sixties eh? who remembers them then. |
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Wonder why I felt like crying when I opened this idea... |
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