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Each cubicle in every office building in the world should be fitted with this device. Part #1 is a 1" strain guage that tapes onto the user's forehead, just above their eybrows, horizontally. Part #2 is an I.V. drip. When the guage measures a shortening in the distance between the eyebrows (ie: a
frown) the drip releases a hit of valium, or pethadine, or some other relaxant, into the rat-racer's bloodstream.
"Thanks, Ava."
Something somewhat close.
http://www.halfbake.../Prozac_20dispenser [oldenough] - thats me mum speakin'! [Letsbuildafort, Oct 04 2004]
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Great for not getting anything done, but then again so is this place. |
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Could a portable version of this be created and administered when Estrogen and Progesterone levels reach a certain limit? |
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