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No plot, just the song and dance. I imagine 99 sexy dancers in see through bottle costumes(each representing a different brand of beer), dancing across the stage like the Rockettes, in an endless procession.
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But, what if one of those bottles should happen to fall? |
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take one down, and pass it around ... |
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Octoberfest will never be the same. |
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The audience would get tired of helping these people crowd-surf. |
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I love the title and stuff, and I laughed. [+] |
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//take one down, and pass it around // |
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You wouldn't belive how much fun that is to do in [jaksplat]'s scenario. Trust me, I've tried. |
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(+). You could be a hit. And the "take one down, pass 'er around" aspect would make you rich at private parties... |
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I just saw this and found it quite amusing. I laughed
all by my self for several seconds + (my cat looked at
me strangely but then that is nothing new.) |
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Brewers could pay a premium to be the last brand to fall, and therefore for the most stagetime. |
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Further, the lumpenproletariat actually watching this could SMS their favorites to keep a bottle on the stage/wall longer. |
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To those that say the above are mutually exclusive, I suggest you watch "reality TV" a little closer.... |
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I shudder that this might be taken up... |
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//No plot, just the song and dance.// |
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It would be incredibly boring. It needs a plot. |
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