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Well, when I looked at today's latest post, which included "making a roaring sound as the balls swing through the air...."
It's either part of Oliver Reed's diary or perhaps it's time to start working on that 50 Shades of Halfbakery...
Not having read the original 50 Shades book I feel is no
obstacle or and probably an advantage. I'm suggesting
1) a book which solely consists of the frequencies of wavelength of visible light divided into 50,
2) Or the more plain brown wrapper one, with those stick on body parts for domestic appliances, cats, the erotic usages of snowglobes and so on...
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So this is how Oppenheimer felt after the Trinity test...dunno why, plenty of other colleges in Cambridge to apply to.. |
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There must be... 50 ways to beef your lover... |
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All the dodgy ideas in 'You Could've Thought Of That' are in an
appendix at the back. |
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In all of the streets in all of the towns in all of the countries in all of the worlds she could have been, Violet was stuck here. On a stake-out, no less. Panopticon doesn't extend out here she muttered to herself. She looked into the archaic optical device once again. Violet shifted... |
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Oi! What are you doing with my snowglobe?! |
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