50 Shades of Goodnight Moon

In the great red room there was some cellophane
And a wooden spoon
And a picture of
a couple, on their honeymoon
And there were three little tears
in some women's underwear
And two little flagalettes
And a pair of gauntlets
And a tight little blouse
And a young spouse
And a base, and a cam
And a bowl full of jam
And a muffled lady who is rasping 'Mphghmmm'

Goodnight room
Goodnight rune
Good night couple on their honeymoon
Goodnight welts
And the wooden spoon
Goodnight tears
Goodnight snares
Goodnight flagalettes
And goodnight gauntlets
Goodnight stocks
And goodnight locks
Goodnight little blouse
And goodnight spouse
Goodnight base
And goodnight cam
Goodnight body
Goodnight jam
And goodnight to the lady
rasping "Mphghmmm"
Goodnight stars
Goodnight air
Goodnight noises everywhere