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A cubicle similar to a passport photo booth appears in a public place (say a square, or a tube station). Like a photobooth, it has a small space shielded by a curtain.
Unlike a photobooth, it has no instructions or clues as to its function, only a coin slot and a large sign that says '10 pence a
look' (for our American cousins, this could be translated to '10 cents').
A curious person puts in a coin and enters the booth; they are instructed to shut the curtain. Once they do, they see a roughly face-sized hole, through which they see a screen which instructs them to stick their head through.
This triggers a personalised audio-visual experience. The lights go down. 'Ride of the Valkyries' plays. A glowing effigy of a cat rises slowly from below them, spinning on its axis. 3D patterns appear on the screen, creating a tunnel effect. Little LEDs around the edge twinkle, creating a hypnotic effect.
As the music reaches a climax, it suddenly stops and everything suddenly goes dark. There is a pregnant pause.
Then an automatic spring-mounted arm holding a wet (fresh) fish is released from its moorings, slapping the person full in the face. At the precise instant the fish hits the face, a high-speed digital camera takes a picture and prints it out as a souvenir.
The slapped customer, realising that no real harm has been done, exits the booth, too embarassed to let the next person in the queue into the secret (and of course also desiring that others should suffer).
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In other news, anticipation grows for your long-awaited self-titled idea. |
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I'm reasonably sure an asshat was made and subsequently deleted - not entirely sure though. |
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Consider the side-effects of the fish. |
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First, you're generating a small but growing population of fish-smelling faces in the vicinity of the booth. This might attract real cats... or maybe seagulls, or something. |
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Second, the freshness of said fish would depend on the volume of trade; if you get, say, three users per day @ 10p, how many days will pass before you can afford to replace the fish? |
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[pertinax]
One day. The installation is not expected to be self-funding ! |
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hm, would that be a hat for your head that looked like an arse; a hat designed to be worn on your arse; or a hat designed for itinerant gentlemen in the USA ? |
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Or better still, a huge hat made out of itinerant gentlemen in the USA ? |
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I'm sure I've seen something like this before but the old memory isn't what it used to be. I like it anyway so I'll give you a provisional croissant pending further research. |
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one would need to remove all lawyers first. (+) |
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//that no real harm has been done// |
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But what about the fish? [+] |
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most excellent + [bunhat] You should
look at the work of installation/sculpture
artist Michel Huisman. Has made many
objects which require viewer to put head
inside boxes - hard to find references, but
there is a very good book on his work
(which I have) |
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I just read this idea in the near-silent computer lab of the university I am attending, and I couldn't help but laugh out loud. [+] for the idea, and for making me look like an idiot to all those around me. |
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Stick it in a tourist trap and have it splash the victim with water (maybe add some dye). If the tourists aren't paying enough to fund it, the local residents might :) |
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Booth slaps tourist around a bit with a large trout. |
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Grade A sillyness. Build it and they will come and get slapped by a fish. |
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My finger hovered over the fishbone button until I read the sentence about taking a digital snap of the unfortunate peepster. That's what makes this idea great. + |
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//The slapped customer, realising that no real harm has been done, exits the booth, too embarassed to let the next person in the queue into the secret// |
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I think Mark Twain already invented this part of the concept (in The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, IIRC) |
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I thought that the customer would sit in
the booth, place their face in the face-
shaped hole, and then the curtain would
draw back to reveal that the customer was
actually facing a large crowd of spectators
who would look at him. |
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// they see a roughly face-sized hole, through which they see a screen which instructs them to stick their head through//
- Then a better title would be "John Dory Hole".
//slapping the person full in the face//
Against the scales, one would hope! |
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