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CAPS = Caller
lower = Callee
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o baby
O BABY
r u hot
YES
u r hot
U2
brb
WTF
jk
ETC.
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<blondie>Haaaaangin' on the teeeeeeleephooone</blondie> |
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o baby
yes
u r hot
yes
o baby
o babyy
o bsby
o n2by
ooooooooo |
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UR NAM?
drek
???
derek
OH.
THTS HOT
thnx
UR WLCM
ur?
4NK8TR
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FRNCTR
???
FORNICATOR
o! kewl!
THNX
thts hot 2
I NO
no?
I KNOW
o! gr8
XD
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UR DUM
???
UR DUMB
am not
R2
am not!
R2
I am not!
[you have exceeded your text limit for the month. please pay excessive fines.] |
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There are services available in the UK that are remarkably like this. The idea is you text a number, and the number texts you back with suggestive messages, all apparently from women (things like "last night was INCREDIBLE big boy, xxxx Sara"). The idea, I think, is to build the appearance of an interesting, full sex life where one doesn't really exist. Now the wee, spotty, loveless geek can say the reason he's has not got a girlfriend is because he's too busy playing the field with Sara, Mandy, Jane, Katie, Emma etc. and he's got the texts to prove it. |
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//the wee, spotty, loveless geek// |
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Buy your elf a disposable SIM (or four) and have a group session. |
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//The idea is you text a number, and the number texts you back with suggestive messages, all apparently from women// |
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Maybe you could spoof an SMS and get your work rival in trouble with his wife. |
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