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[Sep 16 2002]

Alzheimer's Switchboard Service (+7)
Annoying-Topic Indicator Pin (+2, -1)
Auto-Voicemail Limiter ID (+1)
Bass Station (+6, -2)
Bathtub Mascerator (+1)
Birth Control Advent Calendar (+4)
Bluetooth Pipe (+7)
Booze Pop-up Hepatometer (+8)
Breakdance Yoga Mat (+5)
Candy Corn Fangs (+6, -1)
Cheetos Dust Collector (0)
Convert cemeteries into parking garages (+1, -13)
Cookie Camera (+7)
Cystic Fibrosis Drum Pad (+9, -2)
"Dune" style ashtray (+4, -4)
Earworm Grenade (+33)
Erection slide whistle (+12, -5)
Face-Hugger Oxygen Mask (+9)
Foul Language SMS Lexicon (+3, -4)
Gingerbread Inert Gas Hood (+7)
Live ammo war Reenactments (+4, -2)
Mario Brothers EEG/EKG (+10)
Nightshift for Congress (+3, -3)
Nunchuck Microphones (+8, -1)
Pint Glass Microphone (+6, -1)
Rotten Fruit Index (+5)
Sleigh Bell Filter (+5, -2)
"Smart" Nano-creamer (+3, -1)
Sweet N' Sour Semen (+21, -2)
Taxidermy Wigs (+3, -3)
Thermonuclear Arecibo Message (+28, -2)

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