"God protect me from my friends, i can take care of my enemies by myself."
Voltaire (thanks Bonnie)

"Waiting for joyous tomorrows is what kills our joys today. The future is worse than the ocean itself, for it contains _nothing_. Blueprints, plans, the long-term view: castles in the air. A solidly constructed present is the only necessity - the rest will take care of itself."
Raoul Vaneigem

"The enemy is in front of us. They are behind us. They are to our left. They are to our right. This time they will not get away."
Anonymous (found on a Silver Jews album sleeve).

[Sep 15 2001, last modified Mar 11 2007]

Abolish negative votes (+4, -36)
AI Bot Email Friend (+3, -2)
Alternative slimming club (+5)
Am I Am I .. or Not or Not? (+1, -2)
Am I Dead or Not? (+10, -2)
Bag Sealing Bin (+4)
Better Christmas Weather (-2)
BYO Recipe Restaurant (+11, -1)
City-Wide Street Art Game (+7)
Coffee Cubes (+5, -2)
Content-sensitive monitor stand (+2, -1)
Culturally sensitive smileys (+4, -1)
Customizable Sidewalks (Customisable Pavements) (+5, -1)
Electromagnetic remote control detector (+3)
Energy input labelling (+10, -1)
Feely keys (+7)
Frequently Posted Ideas Page (+7, -3)
Friend & Neighbour Insurance (+5)
Gore-Tex™ Mouse (+14, -1)
Halfbakery etiquette guide (+5, -1)
Halfbakery psychological types (+21, -5)
Halfway Babelfish (+8)
Jamie Oliver Must Die (+38, -12)
Job morality indicator (+70, -5)
Jurassic Book Club (+5, -3)
Keyboard tweezers (+2)
Killer reprisal donor card (+6, -2)
Land yacht rails (+3)
Letter bucket (0)
Lice-B-Nice (+1, -9)
Male Pregnancy Cravings (+6, -1)
Maxwell's Demon Kitchen Friend (+2, -4)
Meteorite-Powered Space Kettle (+11, -1)
Microwave grill rotisserie (+3)
Modern Moats (+7, -1)
More Gravity (+5, -18)
Muffin Glue (+9, -4)
My Fabulous Life Without You (-1)
New Commitment Test (+3)
New start for conversations (+17, -5)
North African wind ducts (+12)
Office Ringtone Policy (+1, -1)
Omni-Chocolate (+12)
Phone in bored (+12, -1)
Pink Elephant in a Can (+8, -2)
Rename Monday to Bitchday (+5, -4)
Ride the Shit-Steering Steer (+1, -6)
Robot Royal Family (+6, -1)
Roman Numeral Keypad (+3, -11)
Rubber evacuation shaft (+2, -1)
Scarlet Letter justice system (+2, -8)
Self-cleaning keyboard (+7, -2)
Signs for madmen (+19, -1)
Sonic Pipe Tracer (+10, -2)
Stoicism Parrot (+21, -4)
SUGnSAL (+1, -2)
Tenderizing stilts (+6, -3)
The furnitureless office (+2, -4)
Thigh silencing wax (+8)
Top control/alt/shift (+4)
Trapeze bar staff (+14, -1)
Uncommercial Valentine's Card (+1)
Vertical revolving door (+5, -2)
Walrus R Us (+7, -2)
Wet Fish Warning (+4, -2)
Winged Monkey Sprinkler (+19, -1)
Word overuse indicator (+15)
Wrapping hat (+13, -2)
Zombie Motorists (+4, -2)

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