"If at first, the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it."
- Albert Einstein

"There he goes - one of god's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind, never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die." - Hunter S Thompson

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Hello. I currently live in New Zealand, speak in English, and think in gibberish.

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As per [2 fries]'s 'Top Tens' idea, here are the ideas of mine that I like the most, at the moment:

http://tinyurl.com/2xbw67

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Although my most half-baked idea so far is probably 'Guano Smuggling Ninja Pirates', in an annotation to this idea:

http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Emergent_20invention

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What others say:

"Weird. Deeply, deeply weird" [augusta]

"You actually hurt me, I mean physically hurt me on that pun. I hope you're proud of yourself." [NotTheSharpestSpoon]

"[imaginality] is just down like a blunt with yayo" [monk]

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My email address (cunningly disguised as an email address) is: martinburley@hotmail.com

My couchsurfing ID is (you'll never guess): martinburley

I'll get a Multiply account sometime soon, honest.

Oh, and, participating member of the Ooolongftangftangbank profile scheme, because hey, why not?

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"Okay, we'll trade you two dozen radioactive monkeys for an Ark, a unicorn, and a spare rib?"

[Mar 10 2006, last modified May 21 2011]

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