Are you a spy, needing somewhere to hide stolen microchips or whatnot? Or perhaps you're a smuggler, wanting to secretly carry a very small quantity of something very expensive? Either way, you've come to the right place!
We can supply you with a fake 'outie' belly button to stick over your own 'inny' one. The realistic-looking skin comes in a range of flesh tones to suit your body, and the glue supplied will keep your new belly button in place.
Now, even if the enemy agents/customs officers search you, your secrets will stay safe and secure - hidden inny your Outie!-- imaginality, Jun 28 2007 Example of our product range http://www.youtube....watch?v=CKMnLif0Ssg25,000 people have seen this guy's belly button. No-one's yet noticed that it's one of our fakes. That's how realistic our Outy Disguises are! [imaginality, Jun 28 2007] If secrecy isn't an issue Belly_20Button_20HookTry [moomintroll]'s Belly Button Hook [imaginality, Jun 28 2007] Belly button pouch in a spy, first published in 1982 http://www.eternaln...nrobert/friday.html [normzone, Jun 28 2007] Get most of these benefits http://www.fazed.co...le/bellybutton.htmlwithout needing the surgery [imaginality, Jun 28 2007] This should be on the HB http://muralikd.blo...m-belly-button.html [imaginality, Jun 28 2007] Have you been reading Robert Heinlein's "Friday" ?-- normzone, Jun 28 2007 No, I haven't heard of that one (and it didn't show up when I Googled for belly button disguises). Damn, and there I was thinking this was too silly for any non-half-baker to have thought of...-- imaginality, Jun 28 2007 I like the idea, but the spelling seems wrong. Outie might be better? Anyway [+].-- wagster, Jun 28 2007 //women can have their own penis!// - From [imaginality]'s link. Wow, that's a fair bit short of having a penis. That's like saying you have a vagina because you have armpits.-- wagster, Jun 28 2007 //you have a vagina because you have armpits.//
You're kidding, right?-- skinflaps, Jun 28 2007 Well, there was some variation. In Friday, the protagonist had a concealed pouch under her innie.-- normzone, Jun 28 2007 Sounds marsupial.-- wagster, Jun 28 2007 Spelling changed, thanks [wagster]. (There's a fairly even split in Google results between the two variations, but 'outie' does look better, somehow.)-- imaginality, Jun 28 2007 Outré Disguise could be good too.-- wagster, Jun 29 2007 random, halfbakery