Substitute teacher and caretaker to an incontinent dachshund, two big dogs, one large cat and one little cat.

Trying to get my ideas built and profitable.

Trying to get a real computer again, so I can write on a keyboard.

I tend to favor serious ideas written well. Clever twists, presented well, will get a croissant from me, but obvious unworkabilities will have to be amusing.

To me, an idea has to give at least half of the method to make something, or address at least half of the problems that a new invention will face. That's why this is the Halfbakery.

It is a wonderful place.

[Oct 04 2004, last modified Aug 27 2014]

4-Way Lug Wrench Socket Drive Adapter (+9, -1)
Arthur C. Clarke Memorial Monolith (+58, -5)
AstronoPlane (+33, -8)
Astrophotography Scale Moon Outline (+6)
Authorized Banknote Disposal (+4)
Bifurcated Drawbridge (0)
Cell Phone "Seeing" Service (+10)
Centrifugal-center Tire (+10, -8)
Centrifugal Fans Unblocked For Braking (+3, -2)
Chain Wheels (+8, -3)
Clothes Dryer Heated By Home Furnace (+1)
Coffee Noodles (+5)
Concert Audience Controls A Spotlight (+4, -3)
Concert Dirigible (+7, -3)
Cyclist's Anklewatch (+6, -4)
Deep-submerged Vacuum Power (+3, -7)
Divide and Collide (+1)
Dogcatching Dogs (+34, -7)
Drifter Lifter (+2, -5)
Enlarge the Moon (+16)
Fabric-Scope Iron (+8, -7)
Fingernail-ERS (+2, -4)
Flash-and-Video Ranging App (0)
Fluttering Flagpole (+19, -5)
Flywheel Rocket (+12, -5)
Foot-steered Lawnmower (+5, -6)
"Gravity Off" Switch on Ceiling (+6, -3)
Gravity-well Dodgebowl (+10, -3)
Halfbakery To You (+12, -3)
Halfcomb (+1, -5)
Hypervelocity Fireworks (+19, -2)
Inside and Outside Car Smell Comparator (+3, -4)
Jelly-Filled Oreos (+5, -5)
Magnus Effect Rocket Recovery (+5, -3)
Mentos™ and Diet Coke™ Toilet Blaster™ (+14, -2)
Nano-spike Bandages (+32, -4)
Oxygen-Hydrogen Mining Explosive (-5)
Re-start the Moon with Flywheels (+5)
Rolling Coaster Seat (+1, -2)
Rope-swing Waterskiing (+11, -2)
Seismic Cell Towers (+4, -5)
Sell North Dakota (+4, -6)
Shivercize (+6, -6)
Sideways Hovercraft (-3)
Solar Incense Burner (0)
Stereo Smelling for Dogs (+21, -2)
Tea-Cooling Dart (+20, -2)
Text-File Reader in Cell Phone (+2, -4)
Tilted Gasoline Filling Stations (+2, -6)
Traffic Light Looker (-1)
Trailer Hitch Circumferential Track (+2, -6)
Tsunami Spheres (+10, -8)
Ultrasonic Coffee Maker (+8)
Vacuum Fermentation of Beer (+9, -4)
Variable Geometry Pitch Control (+1, -2)
Varying-Rotation Space Bolas (+4)
Virgin Earth Challenge - $25M (+8, -8)
Voice-Transmitter Switch for Noise-Cancellers (+3, -2)
Walking Lawnbot with String-trimmer Feet (+6)

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