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[May 30 2001]

Caller I.Q. (+9, -4)
Camel Care (+15, -1)
Do it yourself alien abduction (+5, -1)
Emergency spousal cut-off (+2, -2)
Laser Sight for Mr. Winky (+5, -2)
Muffin Drug Masking (+2, -1)
Random Holiday Generator (+8, -1)
Swiss Army Gun (+7, -4)

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