Proposed is a lifestyle enhancement service whereby all human inteaction interfaces are tentacular in form and function

Hot and cold taps, light switches, motor-car controls, online shopping, etc. etc.

The more people who subscribe the more communal urban infrastructure can be tentacularised
-- pocmloc, Oct 09 2020

An example https://youtu.be/jFbu4hTZsAQ
A star shaped hub would have been better. [wjt, Oct 10 2020]

You want to lay off that stuff, [poc], it's affecting you more than you realise... maybe just indulge at weekends or something.

There are self-help groups and support helplines and things, too...

"Ask your physician if hallucinogenic medications are right for you... "

Unless, of course, you're inadvertently channeling Cthulhu again. In which case, "Ask your physician if having your soul sucked out by the embodiment of absolute evil from another set of dimensions is right for you..."

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn !"
-- 8th of 7, Oct 09 2020


You mean the tentacles thing, or [poc]'s psychotic break ... ?
-- 8th of 7, Oct 09 2020


Good, thankyou, we're glad that's been cleared up. The unresolved ambiguity was disturbing.
-- 8th of 7, Oct 09 2020


Roof edge protection? The suckers will catch you.
-- wjt, Oct 10 2020


Replace all your tables and chairs, then invite the neighbours for a dinner party
-- pocmloc, Oct 10 2020


Will there be Japanese school girls with machine guns?
-- Voice, Oct 10 2020


Almost certainly.

// invite the neighbours for a dinner party //

Do you mention to them that they're the dinner ?
-- 8th of 7, Oct 10 2020


Sounds basically like the Lexx to me. It was the eponymous insect-based spaceship in a sci-fi/fantasy series.

You want food? The cafeteria has tentacles that you stimulate until they ejaculate onto your plate.

You want to use the toilets? They will lick you clean when you've finished.

etc.
-- Loris, Oct 10 2020


Teat , tongue = tentacle. [Loris] Definition expansion does still need difference. Though the toilet would have had less associated cringe.
-- wjt, Oct 11 2020



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