A simple computer programme that would play a Carol Vordaman soundfile coresponding to each keystroke one made.

Using clips from Countdown, one could amuse ones co-workers by making Carol read out rude words one letter at a time, in rather the same way as one used to annoy ones parents with alphabetti spaghetti.

Hitting the return key would provoke an embarrassed "oh, dearie me" from Richard Whitely.
-- Fishrat, Jun 01 2005

Countdown http://www.channel4...osites/C/countdown/
UK TV game show. The lair of Vorderman. [DrBob, Jun 01 2005]

You could modify this! http://www.rathergood.com/buffy/
[gnomethang, Jun 01 2005]

Heh! Excellent idea. If using the number pad though, she should announce 'One from the top row' etc instead of announcing the actual number.
-- DrBob, Jun 01 2005


Props to Mr Whitely, who sadly died over the weekend.
-- Fishrat, Jun 27 2005


Yeah, Sorry to hear about Richard Whitely...

R.P.I (anag) Richard.....
-- Minimal, Jun 27 2005



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