All this talk of steam calculators had me pondering about fluidic amplifiers.
If you have never played a melodica, it's a wonderful experience. It's like playing a piano and a saxophone at the same time.
Fluidic amplifiers, amplifying a flow of air... there is only one conclusion.
Breath-controlled church organ.-- mitxela, Feb 27 2014 Fluidic Amplifier http://en.wikipedia.../Fluidics#Amplifier [mitxela, Feb 27 2014] A melodica player http://www.youtube....watch?v=6wSLUUbQV9Y [mitxela, Feb 27 2014] Wouldn't it be nice to say "our church organist blows"? +-- xandram, Feb 27 2014 That melodica thing looks like some kind of strange digital accordion. Sounds like one, too.-- RayfordSteele, Feb 27 2014 I'm visualizing something like a really oversized set of bagpipes, here.-- Vernon, Feb 27 2014 //strange digital accordion//
It's not digital - the recording quality of the linked video is a bit poor - but it is a free-reed instrument like a harmonica or an accordion. Except unlike an accordion, you blow. And unlike the harmonica, it has a keyboard.
//really oversized set of bagpipes//
We might build a special edition, just for you, which involves numerous air bags. However, the primary product will be slightly less drone-y and slightly more evil-genius-y.-- mitxela, Feb 28 2014 random, halfbakery