This dude is made entirely of cheese, and roams earth looking for his long lost crackers. He will stop at nothing to pursue his dream of finding the menace that stole his crackers, and he will reak havoc upon his numerous adversaries... By night.

By day, he kinda smells funny, and has much to say about values, like sharing, and he's pretty smart and miraculous, feeding thousands off his regenerative limbs of cheese, all the while hiding the truth from the innocent: that this miserable wretch has no crackers.
-- daseva, Jul 19 2005

I would have thought crackers were the enemy.
-- pooduck, Jul 19 2005


I can't tell whether you meant "wreak" or "reek".
-- Basepair, Jul 19 2005


Quel suprise ! un dieu Français.
-- neilp, Jul 19 2005


Can he feed hundreds with a single quesadilla?
-- moPuddin, Jul 20 2005


And a butterfly created him.
-- ldischler, Jul 20 2005


Sounds like a truffle sniffing hog to me.
-- blissmiss, Jul 20 2005


This guy's back story is like swiss cheese.
-- Fishrat, Jul 20 2005


The Gouda Shepherd?
-- Minimal, Jul 20 2005


for inventiveness and sarcasm...+
-- dentworth, Jul 20 2005


If you disobey Cheesus, then you recieve Edamnation..
-- Minimal, Jul 20 2005


"...and Fondue Boy!"
-- hippo, Jul 20 2005


Cheesus son of Gouda...
-- energy guy, Jul 20 2005


Who stole his crackers?
-- waugsqueke, Jul 20 2005


Is stole the sacred crackers. Muahahahaa!
-- JuJuHound, Jul 20 2005


I thought Goudism was an eastern religion.
-- Giblet, Jul 20 2005


I'd Brie affraid just fermentioning his name in vein.
After all, we were moulded in his fromage.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jul 21 2005


Romano ite domum!
-- Zimmy, Jul 21 2005


sorry, but lame...
-- RayfordSteele, Jul 21 2005



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