Before one could use this book one would have to find the type of his intestinal bacteria. Then following the guidelines for that type in the book he would eat as directed to produce the desired kind of poop.



how is so much more fun than why...
-- Voice, Jun 20 2011

The Restaurant of Urine-Altering Cuisine The_20Restaurant_20...-Altering_20Cuisine
[phoenix, Jun 21 2011]

//the right poop// //the desired kind of poop//

Please explain.
-- rcarty, Jun 20 2011


Allow me. Perhaps you've noticed, like me, after a night of drinking heavily and attempting to consort with the opposite sex, that you probably took a black dump the next morning.

Perhaps, unlike me, you consume a diet that is high in iron, and have noticed a certain green tinge to your normally brown excretions.

Maybe you want it runny, solid, a little bit yellow and with bits of peanut in it. This book would serve as the instruction manual to manufacture the dook of your choice.
-- notmarkflynn, Jun 21 2011


There's just so many I don't think I can choose. In fact, I resent being made to choose between poos.
-- rcarty, Jun 21 2011


oh don't you just love the ones with corn in it?
-- xandram, Jun 21 2011


Marjorie Poops (POB) could provide solid or not so solid columnist advice whilst contemplating the various poop procedures.
-- skinflaps, Jun 21 2011



random, halfbakery