Backpack mounted hoovers ducted down to skirts around you ordinary skates-- scubadooper, Aug 20 2004 Thanks to [drivel] for the inspiration http://www.halfbake...idea/Hover_20skates [scubadooper, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004] You could have the hoover bags in your trousers, they'd be enourmous. It'd be worth it just to see people using them.-- harderthanjesus, Aug 20 2004 This explains MC Hammer.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 20 2004 having the bags in your trousers would act as padding for people like me who fall a lot-- elfling, Aug 20 2004 If we shaped them right you could bounce back onto your feet-- scubadooper, Aug 20 2004 C'est lame, n'est-ce pas? -1-- phundug, Aug 20 2004 ¿C'est cuchilla, n'est no?-- skinflaps, Aug 20 2004 Ah, Mr Hammer, or MC to his friends, was such a litter concious man.-- harderthanjesus, Aug 20 2004 Some echoes are worth having. (+)-- st3f, Aug 23 2004 random, halfbakery